20 Things I Learned From My NES

[list][*][font=Verdana][size=1]Don't forget to stretch. One thumb cramp and you're done for.[/size][/font][*][font=Verdana][size=1]No one jumps around the NES![/size][/font][*][font=Verdana][size=1]It's either "A" or "B". Try some process of elimination if you're unsure.[/size][/font][*][font=Verdana][size=1]Franticly waving the NES controller is the original Wii.[/size][/font][*][font=Verdana][size=1]Little Mac likes his pink pants! I don't know why.[/size][/font][*][font=Verdana][size=1]No matter what you do for her, the princess will always get back into trouble.[/size][/font][*][font=Verdana][size=1]Sometimes getting the cartridge to play is as much work as beating the game[/size][/font][*][font=Verdana][size=1]If at first it doesn't load, blow.[/size][/font][*][font=Verdana][size=1]Just like the hiccups, every has a NES game loading cure.[/size][/font][*][font=Verdana][size=1]When in doubt warp a level[/size][/font][*][font=Verdana][size=1]What's a coax connector for again?[/size][/font][*][font=Verdana][size=1]Cheating is half the fun.[/size][/font][*][font=Verdana][size=1]"up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, select, start." Don't pretend you don't understand.[/size][/font][*][font=Verdana][size=1]No one beats Tyson, but it's still fun to see you fail.[/size][/font][*][font=Verdana][size=1]Midi rocks![/size][/font][*][font=Verdana][size=1]Do graphics get better than a Double Dribble dunk shot?[/size][/font][*][font=Verdana][size=1]No you can't shoot the darn Duck Hunt dog. Yes, we've all tried it.[/size][/font][*][font=Verdana][size=1]It's dangerous to go alone. Bring a Nintendo Power![/size][/font][*][font=Verdana][size=1]Calluses are the only real Power Glove[/size][/font][*][font=Verdana][size=1]8 bits are all you will ever need.[/size][/font][/list]